-Patsy
1. Anyone interested in writing a guest blog should e-mail us your post at [email protected]. Copy and paste it into the body of the e-mail, because I don't want to open e-mail attachments or take candy from strangers. If we like it and want to post it, we will contact you and talk about free stuff. If you don't hear from us, we didn't like what you wrote.
2. You don't get to pick the free stuff; I get to pick the free stuff. Your free stuff will be a surprise and it's not my fault if you hate it. The free stuff ranges from McDonald's toys to books to copies of American Girl Magazine dated 1998. I'm not a rich kid, and postage is expensive. All free stuff will be small.
3. If for any reason you seem creepy and I don't want to mail you free stuff, I won't.
4. We reserve the right to proofread and edit your guest blog, in case you do not know the difference between "their" and "there," you say something obscene, or you insult the band B*Witched.
5. The point of this is to get people who are not our siblings and friends to read and comment on our blog. If you happen to be my brother or Brianna's sister, I am not going to mail you free stuff, but you are welcome to write a guest blog, then just come over and help clean my room.
6. If we like what you wrote, we will let you know and get you your free stuff right away. We might, however, save your blog to post later when we are on vacation or working and unable to write ourselves.
7. If we choose your guest blog, you must pinky promise to post it on your Facebook wall and e-mail it to your tech-savvy Grandma.
8. This offer expires when I want it to.